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Sunday, November 26, 2006

To The Woman I Met In The Grocery Store 

It has been a long time since I've done much baking. I want to thank you for talking to me and answering my cooking questions. However, I'm confused about something. How did my question about baking flour inspire you to offer an unsolicited lesson on your religious philosophy concerning life's hardships? I was just baking a damn cake.

I realize that we are now once again caught in the garish jaws of another holiday season. As such, many people feel inclined and/or obligated to publically show their religious zeal ad nauseum as if this were some kind of extended holier-than-thou pep rally for The Almighty. Allow me to make my feelings on this matter clear. If you are a stranger to me, then I don't give a shit about your religion, and no matter how close we get to your favorite holiday, i swear on everything you believe that i won't give a damn about what you believe.

amen

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